The Cold Nose Chronicles

How can I invent a sort of nose-muff(kinda similar to the ear-muff) without it resembling a clown nose? I have got to find a solution for my chilly schnoz. It's never NOT cold. Which means my little nose is always red. This tends to lead people to believe that I have been out playing in the snow, or that I have been boozin'. And when I raise my hand up to my face, cover my nose, and blow my warm breath upon it, people think I'm just doing a really long breath check. Nose-muff it is.