Saturday, February 28, 2009

To Err is Only Human

I relapsed. Ooopsies. I worked out Thursday afternoon, walked out of the gym, hopped in my car, and drove 25 the McDonald's drive thru. As I leaned forward to scream my shameful order to the drive thru lady, I pressed one hand over my face, hoping no fellow gym members would see this shameful display of weakness.

"Ah, yes. Can I please have a Number onions(who wants to make this healthy by adding veggies?), with a...uh...Diet Coke?"

Yeah, I used to work as a waitress, and I ALWAYS made fun of the fatties who would order a plate of food with the caloric equivalent of your suggested daily intake...followed by a DIET Coke. Yeah, the Diet Coke is gonna justify you eating a 4-egg omlette with 3 different kinds of cheese, bacon, and sausage.

So, sadly to say, I devoured almost every inch of that meal, then I followed the feast with a nap, being that I was exhausted from working out, feasting, guilt tripping myself, etc.

In conclusion:

immediately followed by this:

equals this:

Okay, so I don't have a beard, and I was passed out on my couch, in my living room, but that is really how I felt.


  1. You know, it's cool. A #2 here and again won't kill ya. Don't be so hard on yourself. "Being healthy" takes time; it's a long, uphill process. It's good you have a sense of humor about it. By the way, I love your use of visual aids, hehe.